I really had to use my noodle to do this.

Don't you worry about speeding and getting into hot water?

I cannoli say that it's a strain

Thanks. That makes the puns bearable

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Let me get my racing gear on.

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Okay

Lol (insert clever pun here)

sorry ment for other people

Most people, when they post a spam thing to me are usually referring to my website and book, "The Books Of SPAM" from 20+ years ago.

just wanted to confirm suspicion about the mythical & legendary Book of Spam

Yes, I am Pastor Swiggy of the Church of Spam. The site is gone, but it's still available on the Wayback machine

Your friends are over there - you need to ketchup and mustard the courage to hang out with them

I'm not hot dog in this area, but I do relish the conversation

You know how Mayo Clinic celebrates Cinco de Mayo? They call it Cinco de Mayonnaise and pour mayo on five sand witches

Somebody was excited to hear that: https://i.imgflip.com/1phn4w.gif

Guys! I sea a shark! A corrupt money shark!

Well, I've got one thing to say.

Papyrus would love this!

I'll take your word. Haven't gotten into undertale

I bread fish in Fish Live, especially the Buttertoast, who I jammed and fed to a breaderfly (basically a bread and butter fly, but I only included the bread part)

But an upvote anyway. :)

I'm terrible at coming up with puns at the spur of the moment. I usually avoid those memes where every one is going beserk on them. And I love pasta so it's especially strange here.

I worked at an Italian restaurant when I was a teen, so I'm pretty well versed on this.

Currently reading Terry Bradshaw's book, "Keep It Simple" and he describes a realization that no matter how good somebody is, no matter how great they are at what they do, they will NEVER please everyone. I've accepted that, so I've looked at what my fanbase wants. Puns is just one of the things (do you think I felt this would have made Page One? My fanbase thought otherwise)

One thing I do is try to mix it up. When someone tops me, I have no problem returning the favor. I'm fortunate enough to have experience with Puns, marriage jokes, prop comedy, and best of all, casting the right picture for the caption. Or finding the best caption for the picture.

Join in the fun, make a pun.

TL:DR? Chew Mail Pouch Tobacco.