Bad Pun Anna Kendrick

Bad Pun Anna Kendrick Meme | I heard a joke about Social Security. But you probably won't get it. | image tagged in memes,bad pun anna kendrick | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama | HE'S ON A ROLL | image tagged in futurama | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Oprah You Get A Meme | YOU WON'T GET IT AND YOU WON'T GET IT NOBODY'S GONNA GET IT | image tagged in memes,oprah you get a | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back In My Day Meme | Back in my day the only time you slept was when you died. | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back In My Day Meme | WE CALLED IT THE BIG SLEEP | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Back In My Day Meme | I should've married someone who's rich. | image tagged in memes,back in my day | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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SUPPLEMENTING MY SOCIAL SECURITY AND MAKING EVERYONE WHO SEES ME AFRAID TO RETIRE | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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:)
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Lol.
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No, but I have been confused with them, Haggrid, and Jerry Garcia.
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Lol.
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The longest I've let my beard grow was down to just past my navel. Grooming it at work one day, I turned and saw my supervisor looking at me strangely. I looked at her and deadpanned, "What, you've never seen anybody comb their face before?"
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My son's beard is down to the middle of his chest. He uses something like honey bee wax on it. He brushes it and combs it in. He started growing a beard after he got out of the Air Force. He was a contractor at the Pentagon, doing cyber security work. Top secret clearance, supervisor of his crew on 2nd shift. At times he would walk by full bird admirals or colonels ,didn't have to salute anymore, and he would have his beard braided with beads at the ends and the brass can't say shit. About a year ago he finally got a FED job in the same field...but he looks like a bass player for a death metal band.
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I didn't have many pics of when my beard was really long. This is the closest I can come, and it's about 8 years old.
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I love it. That's what you look like. I'll probably post another picture of me if I get to three million points. I can't grow a beard. It gets so damn itchy.
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Yeah, that's me in a non-shopped photo. It's just an old one. I keep my hair and beard fairly short these days.
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My hair's short now too. At one point in the 80s people who behind me in line at a cash register may call me ma'am.
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Went to a donut shop in Phoenix and the waitress was deaf. She took orders by reading lips. Couldn't see mine because my mustache covered them. She laughed when I moved my facial hair out of the way, but was surprised that I knew some sign language and ordered that way
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Or so it seems... upvoted!
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They are not 'w**res.' They are highly paid escorts. And whiskey is for poor people. He'd be drinking priceless vintage wine they salvaged off the Titanic.
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Lol. Tim Curry is a great actor.
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well then...
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