Creepy Condescending Wonka

I'm not saying it was aliens, but.......

If you say so.

Idiot

Whatever

**part** typo! Its sad when people cannot recognize the magic because they were taugh a partial explanation. The reason you disbelieve the real magic that surrounds us is because for hundreds of years primitive people who didnt understand rewrote history.

That's not how the world works

You don't know ANYTHING about the real world.

This is the same as the idea that the earth was flat.

Uh, we're already on the verge of that, dumbass.