I've got way too much time on my hands

TRUMP PUMPS PLUMP GRUMP; COOPER SUSPECTS A LEAK IS SOON TO FOLLOW; IF ANDERSON COOPER SAID IT IT MUST BE TRUE, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T REALLY MEAN IT. COOPERS "OFF COLOR" COMMENT BECAME FAKE NEWS JUST HOURS AFTER APOLOGIZED FOR THE STATEMENT. "I DON'T CARE IF THE MAN IS FULL OF IT", SAID COOPER, "HE SHOULDN'T USE OBAMA'S EXECUTIVE ORDERS AS TP. COOPER ALSO RECOMMENDED IMGFLIPS OWN "FLAMEWAR" BE PUT IN CHARGE OF ALL FAKE NEWS. ________; MESSY BUSINESS BRINGING TEARS TO SCHUMERS EYES; COOP NABS THE POOP SCOOP; THE DONALD TAKES DUMP ON WHITE HOUSE DESK