Or maybe one of you limerickal ganstas could write one, who knows?

There once was a lad named Brian
Who's d*** was so small he was cryin'
He tried on a whim to go to the gym
Now he is twice as small from the 'roids he's been buyin'

There once was Brian with bad luckit
Who met the man from Nantucket
The man from the rhyme
committed a crime
and nailed Brian right in the bucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose home was in a bucket
He tried to drink some bleach
And drowned by the beach
But nobody cared, so f*ck it

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
"if my ear was a cun* i coud f*ck it"

Apparently the first "Bad Luck Brian" meme happened when Kyle Craven's friend uploaded a yearbook photo of him and put a caption on it about him failing a driving test.

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