"DONALD TRUMP TOLD THE RUSSIANS THAT HE WAS NOT UNDER INVESTIGATION AND THAT HE FIRED THE FBI DIRECTOR BECAUSE HE WAS A 'REAL NUT JOB' AND 'CRAZY,'" SAID PIGLET. "I'M SURE THE RUSSIANS KNOW THE CRAZY NUT JOB IN THE CONVERSATION WAS NOT THE FBI DIRECTOR," SAID POOH.