TWO CHEMISTS WALK INTO A BAR. THE FIRST SAYS, "I'LL HAVE SOME H20." THE SECOND CHEMIST SAYS, "I'LL HAVE WATER, TOO. YA KNOW, GREG, YOU DON'T NEED TO CONTINUE USING SCIENTIFIC TERMINOLOGY OFF THE JOB. CALLING IT WATER WON'T MAKE ANYONE THINK YOU'RE LESS OF A CHEMIST." THE FIRST CHEMIST SCOWLS, ANGRY THAT HIS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT HAS FAILED. NEXT TIME, CHUCK. NEXT TIME.