Our big chain theater doesn't enforce the rule. So I'll just walk in holding Subway sandwiches and Dairy Queen Peanut Buster parfaits from the mall food court. I feel like I'm "breaking the law" but the movie is so much more enjoyable.
They let me bring a tactical military backpack full of snacks and beer (they didn't check) into the Aurora century movie theater that was shot up by James Holmes. I shit you not.
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