Would I like a spoon? A SPOON! The very inquiry itself is offensive. Get that infernal utensil out of my sight, and don't let me catch you toting about such an abhorrent contraption ever again, lest you need endure the wrath of a Forkman such as myself! You've caught me in a good mood, so today, perhaps, I'll tame my pride; but don't count on my patience to spare you next time. So begone, cretin, before you stretch my mercy any thinner than you already have! You, abysmal wretch that you are, are fortunate enough to escape my wrath, so pray you've learned your lesson, and don't come crawling back with more of your sick jokes. Away with you, filthy animal!
