RIGHT NOW, TRUMP THINKS HE'S ADULTING; AND MAKING BIG BOY DECISIONS ON HIS OWN; BUT THERE IS THE ONE SUPER TINY DETAIL THAT HAS COMPLETELY ELUDED THE ENTIRETY OF HIS MENTAL CAPACITY, MUCH LIKE WIND THROUGH A TUNNEL; IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN, HIS LIFE WOULD BE A LITERAL PAIN IN THE ASS; AND, QUITE FRANKLY, THE MAN LOOKS LIKE HE'S TOO F**KING LAZY TO BE A TOP