Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris Meme | CHUCK NORRIS HAS A DIARY IT'S CALLED THE GUINESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS | image tagged in memes,chuck norris | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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11 ups, 2 replies
This meme is going to blow up, I'm calling it early-ish
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7 ups
It's a good one!
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Star Wars Yoda Meme | RIGHT YOU MAY BE | image tagged in memes,star wars yoda | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
That wouldn't surprise me.
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Y'all Got Any More Of That Meme | Y'ALL GOT ANY MORE OF THEM RECORDS? | image tagged in memes,yall got any more of | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Funny meme!
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On Chuck Norris.... | BRUCE LEE KILLED THIS GUY | image tagged in memes,grandma finds the internet,cats,dogs,lick my dusty pon,ocha | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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:-)
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Futurama Fry Meme | JESUS HAS A BOOOK OF FEATS ITS CALLED THE BIBLE | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Maybe yall should give it a read.
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6 ups, 1 reply
However..... to this day no one can prove that Chuck Norris didn't let Jesus win.
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4 ups
True... Very true...
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4 ups, 1 reply
Chuck is in there
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Lol I think you're on to something, I think I'll submit this tomorrow! :)
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luckily, it was curative head...

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4 ups, 1 reply
How about this one? lol
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5 ups
Haha! Lol
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Really? So Chuck Norris has the Guiness World Record for world's largest breasts and world's strongest va**na? Didn't see that coming...
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8 ups, 1 reply
If Chuck Norris wants breasts, who are we to argue?
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5 ups, 1 reply
He can have as many breasts as he likes... I just didn't think he had any.
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Apparently he was lactating at the time.
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Plausible... But what about his va**na?
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4 ups, 1 reply
It's Chuck Norris. Who knows how he does things? Lol.
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I shouldn't doubt the power of Chuck Norris, but for a man that can supposedly transmutate his genitals, the Guiness Book of World Records seems like a kinda lousy set of accomplishments, ya know?
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That's why they've started excluding him. If you read the fine print at the back it says chuck norris actually holds all the records. The ones in the book are the second place.
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Ah... That makes sense now. Thank you.
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