And it flew so high in the air from America that it landed in Africa! Chuck Norris Week-a Sir_Unknown Event! May 1st-7th

And it flew so high in the air from America that it landed in Africa! Chuck Norris Week-a Sir_Unknown Event! May 1st-7th | GIRAFFES WERE CREATED WHEN CHUCK NORRIS UPPERCUTTED A HORSE | image tagged in memes,chuck norris guns,chuck norris,chuck norris week,a sir_unknown event,google images | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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TRUE STORY | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Thanks Dash! :)
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YOU'RE WELCOME | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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HOW DID YOU GET THIS MEME. I MADE UP THIS MEME, TOLD IT TO MY FRIEND, AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HIS NOSE STARTED BLEEDING
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LOL! Das hat mich so hart gemacht, ich habe Englisch vergessen! XD
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Y U No Meme | WARUM NICHT DU ENGLISCH SPRACHEN? | image tagged in memes,y u no | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I don't really know how to speak German. I'm just making this up.
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LOL

In case you didn't fully get it I said
"That made me laugh so hard I forgot english! XD"
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Hey, schön dich wiederzusehen!
(Hey! nice to see you again!)
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What language is that
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german
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I can speak a bunch of different languages XD
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Oh yeah, nice to see you too
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idk

also nice to see you too! :D
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Oh yeah, if you want to make memes and earn extra points by making memes, but you have ran out of submissions, go to my stream at imgflip.com/m/outasubs
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Also, I'll be upvoting the rest of the memes that I didn't upvote since last time
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:D
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Done
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You two havent gotten a Fact yet. So I'll give you one
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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thanks!
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The Chuck Norris military Unit was not included in Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris can defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Lol! You should put that on a template and submit it! Send me a link if you decide to submit it! :)
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday"
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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You, my friend, have unleashed a demon
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:-)
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i.imgflip.com/1oatj2.gif (click to show) Boom! :-)
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It wasn't just any horse, but the rare spotted horse!
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Hilarious!!! :-)
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Hey Ricky! Were you on vacation? I missed you! :)
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Hi! Yeah, I'm at the beach now :-)
Been here a week. Before we came down, I was busy as hell getting ready. I miss all the laughs with you guys! I figured I'd stop in :-)
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Did you miss Cleavage Week? I had so much fun torturing the guys! Today I was wondering if you were OK! I'm glad you're fine! Enjoy your vacation for me too. Message me when you're back! Lol! :)
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There is no justice! Lol :-)
Thanks, you'll know when I'm back :-)
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
(Day 2 is still going HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)
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You want laughs, I'll give you laughs
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
(Too much?)
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Nice guns
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Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.
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If it gets old, pls tell me. Just tell me if i should stop with the Facts and I'll stop
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You need to put them on memes man! Lol! You're on fire! ;)
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Thx for the support
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When you submit, send me links OK! Keep on memeing! ;)
You're welcome! ;)
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Got it!
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I got another :)
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this glitch, Norris replied "That's no glitch."
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Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
(Than you for apreciating my talent)
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always answers "Two seconds till". After you ask "Two seconds to what?", he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Chuck Norris walks.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?".
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle - you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
Faster than a speeding bullet... More powerful than a locomotive... Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... These are some of Chuck Norris's warm-up exercises.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
(Day three continues)
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Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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I found the website you found this on.. the list went on forever and I could not stop laughing.
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IKR/?!?!?!
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HEHEHE
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
(Heh heh)
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You need to submit these! They're hilarious!

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I will, eventually.
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Also, Thank you ^_^ :) :D :} :]
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands, now they’re called The Islands!
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There's often multiple weeks running at once.

In addition to Comic Book Character Week and Chuck Norris Week, it's also "Dead" Meme Week, and I believe Star Wars Week starts Thursday.

And those are just the ones I've heard of!

There's no need to try to correct others and tell them what meme week to do.
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Wow 123guy has a temper. Lol
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