And it flew so high in the air from America that it landed in Africa! Chuck Norris Week-a Sir_Unknown Event! May 1st-7th

Thanks Dash! :)

HOW DID YOU GET THIS MEME. I MADE UP THIS MEME, TOLD IT TO MY FRIEND, AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HIS NOSE STARTED BLEEDING

LOL! Das hat mich so hart gemacht, ich habe Englisch vergessen! XD

I don't really know how to speak German. I'm just making this up.

LOL

In case you didn't fully get it I said
"That made me laugh so hard I forgot english! XD"

Hey, schön dich wiederzusehen!
(Hey! nice to see you again!)

What language is that

german

I can speak a bunch of different languages XD

Oh yeah, nice to see you too

idk

also nice to see you too! :D

Oh yeah, if you want to make memes and earn extra points by making memes, but you have ran out of submissions, go to my stream at imgflip.com/m/outasubs

Also, I'll be upvoting the rest of the memes that I didn't upvote since last time

:D

Done

You two havent gotten a Fact yet. So I'll give you one
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

thanks!

The Chuck Norris military Unit was not included in Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris can defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.

Lol! You should put that on a template and submit it! Send me a link if you decide to submit it! :)

Here it is imgflip.com/i/1oa9t4

Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

You, my friend, have unleashed a demon

:-)

1oatj2.gif (click to show) Boom! :-)

It wasn't just any horse, but the rare spotted horse!

Hilarious!!! :-)

Hey Ricky! Were you on vacation? I missed you! :)

Hi! Yeah, I'm at the beach now :-)
Been here a week. Before we came down, I was busy as hell getting ready. I miss all the laughs with you guys! I figured I'd stop in :-)

Did you miss Cleavage Week? I had so much fun torturing the guys! Today I was wondering if you were OK! I'm glad you're fine! Enjoy your vacation for me too. Message me when you're back! Lol! :)

There is no justice! Lol :-)
Thanks, you'll know when I'm back :-)

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
(Day 2 is still going HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

You want laughs, I'll give you laughs
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.

Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
When you play Monopoly with Chuck Norris, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
(Too much?)

Nice guns

Chuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs.

If it gets old, pls tell me. Just tell me if i should stop with the Facts and I'll stop

You need to put them on memes man! Lol! You're on fire! ;)

Thx for the support

When you submit, send me links OK! Keep on memeing! ;)
You're welcome! ;)

Got it!

Got one: imgflip.com/i/1ob6lj

I got another :)
imgflip.com/i/1oby07