A GUY STUCK HIS HEAD INTO A BARBER SHOP AND ASKED: "HOW LONG BEFORE I CAN GET A HAIRCUT?".
THE BARBER LOOKED AROUND THE SHOP FULL OF CUSTOMERS AND SAID: "ABOUT 2 HOURS." THE GUY LEFT.
A FEW DAYS LATER THE SAME GUY STUCK HIS HEAD IN THE DOOR AND ASKED: "HOW LONG BEFORE I CAN GET A HAIRCUT?".
THE BARBER LOOKED AROUND AT THE SHOP AND SAID: "ABOUT 3 HOURS." THE GUY LEFT.
A WEEK LATER THE SAME GUY STUCK HIS HEAD IN THE SHOP AND ASKED: "HOW LONG BEFORE I CAN GET A HAIRCUT?"
THE BARBER LOOKED AROUND THE SHOP AND SAID: "ABOUT AN HOUR ONLY."
THE GUY LEFT. THE BARBER TURNED TO A FRIEND AND SAID: "HEY, BILL, DO ME A FAVOUR. FOLLOW THAT GUY AND SEE WHERE HE GOES. HE KEEPS ASKING HOW LONG HE HAS TO WAIT FOR A HAIRCUT, BUT THEN HE DOESN'T EVER COME BACK".
A LITTLE WHILE LATER, BILL RETURNED TO THE SHOP, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.
THE BARBER ASKED: "SO WHERE DOES THAT GUY GO WHEN HE LEAVES?"
BILL LOOKED UP, TEARS IN HIS EYES AND SAID: "TO YOUR WIFE!"; IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS IT PROVES YOU HAVE NO LIFE