Hewp mwe mwommy, the widdle interweber cawwed me a keyboawrd wawwior.
COMING UP NEXT: I get called butthurt and a troll, and don 't forget speshul snowflake! Golly gee, Capt Twitter Tears's army sure are a tough lot, ain't ya?
PS: It's just "adios," meaning goodbye. There's no possessive implied or involved.