Thanks for the nice words. I live in a wilderness area, population 29. So things like high speed internet, cell phone service, etc., are spotty at best. But apparently in those 'backwards' middle eastern countries, they get the service that I don't.
EXPLAIN HOW THERE ARE CAVES IN ASS-CRACKISTAN WITH SUFFICIENT COMMUNICATION TECHNOLOGY; TO CONTROL THE ENTIRE ISIS ARMY, WHILE I CAN'T GET A DECENT CELL PHONE SIGNAL IN MY HOME.