Teenager for sale. Fully equipped with rolling eyes, deep sighs and sarcastic comments. Plays video games and texts 200 wpm. No reasonable o | image tagged in blank sign | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 1 reply
Lmao, feel ya pain!!
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Been through it twice... With a son and a daughter.
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3 ups
Poor, poor soul!!! Lol
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | I HAVE A 15 YEAR DAUGHTER STILL AT HOME BUT I WOULDN'T TAKE ALL THE GOLD IN THE WORLD FOR HER WITH ALL OF THOSES ISSUES | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Son has one teen, oldest daughter will have three by years end, and youngest daughter will have two by then. Grandpa doesn't have a problem with them, though.
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glad you don't have any kid issues.Nice to hear when all is well.Mine were both a handful, but now that they're adults I can't be any happier about how things turned out.
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Well, nothing that couldn't be handled. Oldest girl tried the "I hate you" routine back in Jr Hi. Of all places, I got instruction from an old Mad Magazine. Dave Berg Lighter Side had a similar incident, teen daughter yells to dad she hates him. Dad calmly tells her that's okay, cause he has enough love for the both of them. Only thing I added was a hug and a kiss on the forehead. Since adulthood, she's seen that this crazy old man was far wiser than she gave him credit for being. Her boys adore me, thanks to bonding with them young. She never could figure out how I was able to quiet crying babies, or get them to nap when they were cranky. I have that effect with most babies.
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I'll admit I play a lot of video games, but the others don't really subscribe me
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If parents have not established parameters for their kids by the time they're five years old, they're in for a struggle. You were raised right.
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