ANGRY PHANTOM

I masticate at work, in front of my co workers

I masticate at weddings.

I have masticated in the car while passing the police

I masticate in the movie theater.

I masticate at sporting events.

I have masticated at concerts and plays.

I am masticating right now while typing this.

I am a serial masticator

I have masticated cereal.

I masticate in bed

I used to masticate in the tub, but it got too messy.

I masticate in front of my pets

my parents taught me to masticate

by pretending that food was an airplane, and my mouth was a hangar

I fuggin love this movie,,,

Winslow Leach,,,

Phantom of the Paradise was the first movie I ever saw in a theatre. My aunt took me as an eight year old kid.

In Winnipeg Phantom of the Paradise was a huge hit.

I masticate in private as well, sometimes even in the car