LAST NIGHT IN SYRIA... HELLO BASHAR...WAKEY WAKEY, EGGS N BAKEY! THAT'S HILARIOUS, DON, BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S ASLEEP BECAUSE IT'S NIGHT TIME; OF COURSE HE'S ASLEEP, ONLY LAZY PEOPLE SLEEP! HA! DIDN'T EVEN READ MY BOOK I BET; I LIKE COMIC BOOKS. HOPE YOU HAVE AN AWESOME WAR, PARTNER. IT'LL BE THE BEST WAR, BIGGEST ONE EVER. YOU'LL LOVE IT; WHA....? BUT I ONLY KILLED MY OWN PEOPLE? WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT THEM? I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THEM? WAR MAKES ME MOIST
