CAPTAIN YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL; WHO IS IT? STAN SCHULTZ; STAN SCHULTZ, ISN'T HE THE PEANUTS CARTOONIST? THATS 'CHARLES' SCHULTZ; NO, CHARLES SCHULTZ FLEW ACROSS THE OCEAN IN THE SPIRIT OF ST LOUIS; NO, THAT WAS CHARLES LINDBERGH; I THOUGHT LINDBERGH WAS THE BLIMP THAT BURNED UP IN MID AIR? THAT WAS THE HINDENBURG; HINDENBURG? ISN'T THAT A SKI RESORT IN TENNESSEE? WHAT!!? NO, THAT'S GATLINBURG! GATLINBURG? LIKE THE SINGERS? THE GATLINBURG BROTHERS? JUST HAND ME THE DANG PHONE ALREADY!!