I don't work here.

I don't work here.  | Went shopping at Target wearing a red collared shirt and a pair of khakis. Yelled at a woman who cut me off with her cart. Manager came runn | image tagged in memes,success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | DOESN'T HAVE A JOB AT TARGET GETS FIRED ANYWAYS | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | Walks into Target. Asked to leave immediately. | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Haha.
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I WANT TO DO THAT NOW! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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The Most Interesting Man In The World Meme | I don't always try to switch careers. But when I do, I put on a blue vest and my crappiest jeans and start greeting people at Walmart. | image tagged in memes,the most interesting man in the world | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Lol.
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Walmart greeter first day on the job. A disheveled woman walks in with 2 screaming kids. Greeter says Welcome to Walmart! Awww! Are those twins?

Woman replies, “What the hell do you think? One’s a boy that’s 6 years old and the other is a girl that’s 4. Why in the world would you think they are twins?”

Greeter says, “Oh, I just assumed they were born at the same time because I cant imagine your husband wanting to F*** you a second time”
Was also this Walmart greeters LAST day on the job.
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Awesome!
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | FIRING PEOPLE WHO DON'T EVEN WORK THERE, AND THEY HAVE MY HUSBAND IN THEIR EMPLOYMENT RECORDS, AND HE NEVER WORKED THERE. | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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5 ups, 1 reply
Lol. For real? Corporate dumb asses.
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3 ups, 1 reply
We go through that every time someone looks up his employment history. They don't ever fix it, so I guess he's owed a few checks!
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Pursue it. Not just for the inconvenience, but the money too. If they don't listen or your not satisfied mention the state attorney general and even the local news stations. I've used that to my advantage before.
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2 ups, 1 reply
Lol. He never worked there, he doesn't have any money coming.
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I understand. So they're dumb enough to try to give away money.
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Lol. No, I was just being funny. He's on the record at a company he never worked for, but if it's on record, he should get back pay, right?
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Lol !
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4 ups, 1 reply
That a true story?
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2 ups, 1 reply
No. Can't lie about that. I just thought it would be a funny situation.
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Totally.
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Lol.
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3 ups, 1 reply
Haha.
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2 ups, 1 reply
I saw that a few places on the internet. What did I miss?
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and that's all I know about it.
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I was going back to school after my plant had closed and it was just a part time job. And I didn't get fired either.
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Lol. Good for you. You told them how you felt.
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