I WAS AT THE STORE THE OTHER DAY AND SOMEBODY WALKS PAST ME WITH BEAUTIFUL LONG, THICK, BLONDE HAIR. I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, "WOW! I WISH MY HAIR WAS AS PRETTY AS HER HAIR". I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMPLIMENT HER WHEN "SHE" TURNED AROUND SPORTING A FULL-FLEDGED BEARD AND MUSTACHE.