Wanted to drink and party too, but noooo I gotta have responsibilities

I'm not sure what kind of neighbors you have, but might I also suggest blaring either prison rap or German heavy mental? Those both work wonders on my neighbors!

They would probably like that more than the George strait and Garth brooks I listened to

Country music those sumbiches!

I do often. Then I sit on my front porch cleaning my guns.

I used to use dynamite