GOD CREATING MOSQUITOS; G: MAKE AN INSECT WITH A SYRINGE FOR A MOUTH; A: HOW WILL IT EAT? G: IT SUCKS BLOOD; A: BUT THAT’LL KILL PEOPLE; G: MAKE IT REALLY SMALL AND ANNOYING SO PEOPLE SLAP AT IT WHENEVER IT BITES; (AND THUS SLAPSTICK WAS CREATED AS WELL)
