IN CASE OF ZOMBIE BITE REMEMBER; CUT; REMOVE INFECTED AREA IMMEDIATELY; CAUTERIZE; BURN THE WOUND; CONTAIN; QUARANTINE FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS AND WATCH FOR ZOMBIE-LIKE BEHAVIOR; TRUMP BOY
HELPFUL HINT #42; IF SUBJECT EXHIBITS ANY ZOMBIE-LIKE TRAITS, I.E., SHUFFLING, DROOLING, CONSUMING HUMAN FLESH, DISPATCH VIA PUNCTURE WOUND TO THE BRAIN IMMEDIATELY!