I'd like to apologize to all the Christians who looked at this! But please try to see the logic!

This was terrible... Think about christians, you heartless person

But you still have to admit, it's pretty f**ked up of God to do that! Can't death be Satan's job or something?

You're asking questions religion can't answer. It's just the way it is and if you start down the path you are all you'll find is frustration. With life comes death and humans do not yet have the power to change it.

You missed the point! All of you are missing the point! But I'm not mad, I understand. Most people don't understand my sense of humor on the best of days. I've been trying to fix this, but most people just can't read past a couple lines. :( It's a bit depressing really.

Why does this always happen to people? It's a website that is supposed to be for JOKES! So, maybe, we should treat the material on this site as a JOKE, instead of getting all pissed off because of a JOKE that you believe insulted your faith!

Right? Hello, "Nazi Week" called, he want's his outrage back...

Thank you.

Look, i'm really religious, and I did read the side. But it's just that this makes me question my faith. Like, why DOES god let nice people die early? It makes me question his existence (Not that i'm even close to not believing in him.) It just makes me think. It's not a good sense of humor to have, honestly. If you just go around, telling people this joke, christians will BEAT YOU! I did go hard on this before, but that was out of blind rage, out of my questioning, and I do apologize for that. I just wish I didn't see things like this, i'm sorry for people who don't really understand this, it's just what I think.

I'm too lazy to read paragraphs. Please paraphrase.

Just read it...

I see the point you're making, but if you think about it, God kicked Lucifer out of Heaven out of fear of competition. But then, does what Lucifer does on a daily basis. To a nonChristian, that looks like Trump on steroids.

Sorry if i sound like a prick. I can be pretty blunt sometimes. :(

Alright, I just wanna call this off. We both have arguments for both sides. Can we just say it's settled?

Yes, sir. *extends hand for handshake*

*shakes hand *

Sure it is, but it's his message to us that the world isn't perfect and we have to fix that. I don't understand what's wrong with this guy who made this. But think about the good things he's done.

Dude, you're name is Jesus_Milk. Whatever you do in your free time is none of my business, so don't make it your internet name. I think you can lay off me for a minute and understand that THIS WAS A JOKE! You people are taking it way too seriously.

I do not understand why some Christians get confused about God because some loved one died. Everyone dies.

I have already apologized to them in the title. I am beginning to feel you guys are missing the point here.

I think you replied to the wrong comment.

Yes, yes I did, as an allusion to my insanity! Mwahahahaha!

I am not that religious, but God isn't evil.

I don't think so either, it just rubs the wrong way when people say "God's plan." It kinda paints God in the wrong light.

I see what your saying.

So we have an accord?

I guess.

Cool. I'd hate to lose my one true supporter to a religious meme. :)

I always support religion. I'm not fully religious, but I like to believe in it.

That's understandable.

Thank you!