Icanhazanutterpleez?

I CANT WAITED TO GETZ STARTEDED WITH THE DAYE I IS HAZ SO MUCH TO DOING I HAFF DE SHOOS TO POOP IN AN AN SOOFA TO SHARPN CLAWZ ON AND A POTTET PLANT TO EAT EN THAN I HAZ TO POOKE IT UP IN HALWAYE AND I THINK I MITE CATCHES THAT DARNDED RED DOT; I HAZ ICSED LOTTAY.