Can you imagine what people would say 1000 years from now if they found this? ... They would be so confused.

Also, I would have called it the iRock. Has a better ring to it. :D

Scratch that. iStone sounds like iPhone. Good choice.

iStone sounds like someone saying "I'm stoned"

the iStone is a phone with a ring tone that chills the bone

please return my device