Honestly I didn't want to submit something good this late on a Saturday so here ya go

Lol I had this one ready but saved it for this morning imgflip.com/i/1kdfru

Ouch you stole my boo this man idea and used it against me lmao! Always count on family to call ya out. Hope you are doing good, glad your tour is almost over I know Suze will be happy to have you home, you need to start making babies already! "1k7f8z.gif (click to show)"

Damn you lazy ass couldn't make that text big enough to read could it?? I've got good news! Got a job offer from f**kin google cuz! I'll text you more about it later. If I can make this work no more months away on a ship after this tour! Stop telling Suze we need kids asshat! You always have to send her pics of lil man don't ya xp!

When did Google lower their standards? Haha that's great news! No more excuses to not become a father, you know Suze thinks you'll be a great at it for some reason. Seriously though I hope it works out. You've given the navy nearly 6 years it's time for you to come home and stay home. Get Suze out of that little apartment and start a family. You're live closer than any family member we got and I'd love you to have a kid at least close to my youngest age. In fact if you get busy on that our kids will have close to the age difference we do. Anyway text me when you can so we can talk in private, love ya and stay safe out there cousin :)