I THINK YOUR NEW EMPLOYEE IS AN ANDROID, AND... NEEDS MORE TRAINING ON THE SOLDERING GUN! | image tagged in girl soldering her hand | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,478 views, 15 upvotes, Made by ValerieLyn 16 months ago girl soldering her hand
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GMO Dog | I CANNOT BELIEVE I'M SEEING THIS MUCH DERP | image tagged in gmo dog | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
This should be one of those, "when you see it, you'll shit brix demotes. I wonder how many will see it.

Good catch, Val
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Thanks!!
I now have my kids and friends of mine looking out for pics for me to meme cause they enjoy them so much..
I wish I had more time and more submissions each day cause I have a ton of great pics and ideas....
So check out what I have and keep watching for the awesome stuff to come...
Promise... you won't be disappointed! :-)
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I went through your featured submissions, but had a problem upvoting a lot of them. Seems I've upvoted most of them already. LOL. Good stuff.
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YEAH!!!!
Did you check out the stuff I haven't submitted yet?
I will probably be making a lot more over the weekend...
So be sure to check em out on Monday :-)
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We only get to see what's submitted. You'd have to post every link individually to see all the pics.
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I learn something new!
I think you will find that they are worth the wait...
Some days, I wish we had more than just 3 submissions... it's hard to decide which awesome o e to submit.

I get bummed when I have a really great one, but because of the time that I post, it isn't seen by many....
I tend to do that a lot. :-(

Glad that you like them and have been able to see them :-)

I like most of your memes too :-)
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Thanks. A lot of folks don't see a lot if my memes because they're tagged NSFW. Yes, I have a bawdy sense of humor. Nothing graphic aside from what you see on an average Beach, and rare profanity. But I get around the profanity easily. I love euphemisms as much as I do unusual pics.

If you have trouble coming up with a caption for a pic, let me know.
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I don't se the NSFW memes... but your other memes make me Laugh
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Great. You've experienced my bawdy sense of humor. you may not have realized it. Euphemisms are funnier than the blunter phrases. I argued with a writer of adult literature (euphemism for porn hack) who was mad because I used euphemisms. His editor insisted that if you are describing something, use the blunt words that would make the bishop blush. My reply, had I followed his editors advice. Would never have been posted. Even the bots would have blushed. But my tirade was that it was a family forum: unlike here, where the bots will replace some of the letters of words with Astrix, the entire post would be discarded.

Here I am, discussing something about language and inappropriate topics, but notice how no offensive words. I've seen preachers use fouler language in sermons. My point to the writer was that it was a humor forum that was family oriented. The best thing was to use the euphemisms. They don't offend the forum provider, it's customers, and most importantly, are funnier.
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I guess we have commented so much that the reply button no longer shows up on my phone, cause it is too far to the right....
But here is my response to you multi religion comment...
That's funny that they said so many different diverse things on which religion you miggt belong to!! LOL
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I'm not a part of any organized religion, although bishops aren't limited to just Catholic and Mormon. Church wlders in the Amish community are also called bishops.

I only wrote one book, The Books of SPAM, over 2 decades ago. Out of print, now, but fairly popular in the day. It was a parody of the Bible and it was funny enough to make me laugh. Not an easy task. I had a co-worker that bought a copy because he witnessed me writing it, and I let him see snippets of it as I wrote it. A good Mormon boy. He said not to let his brothers know when I would meet them. I deadpanned, "But don't they believe in modern prophets?" He didn't know if to laugh or get angry.

An ex girlfriend tried to get me to go to church with her. She's Catholic. I was raised Protestant. I finally agreed to go to Stations of the Cross services. My white bread Methodist rearing did not prepare me for the amount of up, down, genuflect, kneel, repeat, the service entailed. Any moment, I expected a guy in a sweatshirt to come out, blow a whistle and announce we were to do a dozen squat thrusts.
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Bishop blushing??
You're either Catholic or Mormon?? ;-)
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No, just been around the various faiths enough to have and idea of their structure. Not affiliated with any formal faith, although I snicker when I take one of those online quizzes. On said I'm either Buddhist or Jewish. A recent one said I was Wiccan. Go figure.
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Can someone explain this, I don't get it
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Look REAL CLOSELY at the pic...
Notice the soldering iron in her hand?
In real life...she would be screaming from painful burns... since she is holding the hearing element.

Since she's not reacting... she's gotta be an android or something.
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Oh I see haha, so you're anti Android
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