3 REASONS HAVING A TROLL IS LIKE HAVING AN OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND; 1. THEY ARE ALWAYS THINKING OF YOU; 2. THEY'RE LOYAL AND COMMITTED; 3. THEY DON'T MIND ME PUTTING MY WIFE AND KIDS TO BED WITH A KISS WHILE THEY GIVE UP ON REAL LIFE RELATIONSHIPS TO GIVE ME THE ATTENTION THEY THINK I DESERVE