THE PLOT IS THIS! OUTSIDE THE ORDINARY WORLD THERE IS ENORMOUS EXTRADIMENSIONAL BEINGS THAT WANT TO EAT EARTH AND SOME HUMANS. THERE'S CTHULHU WHO LIVES IN THE WATER, CHAUGNAR FAUGN WHO'S AN ELEPHANT AND IT REALLY SORT OF SEEMS LIKE IT'S THE PRECURSOR TO POKEMON! (IA! IA! SHUBNIGGURATH!); WHEN THE STARS ARE RIGHT, I'LL REVAL MYSELF AS A RAT-THING AND GNAW SLAPPY TO DEATH!