Illuminati loudmouth

YOU KNOW SLIPPY, MY HAIRDO IS A CELEBRATION OF THE ILLUMINATI, AND WHEN I STAND ON MY HEAD, MY BEARD IS THE TOP OF THE PYRAMID AND MY MOUTH THEN BECOME THE ALLSEEING EYE WHEN I OPEN IT LIKE THIS... (DON'T LOOK AT HIM, DON'T LOOK!); BARK! SLIPPY HASN'T BEEN THE SAME SINCE SHE STOPPED SMOKING...