And he told me, "Well, then you're not smarter than a fifth grader."

Capital of Canada? Doesn't really make sense. Unless you just mean Ottawa.

Oooohhhh!!! I knew that I knew it at one point, but that's because I stare at maps to try and figure out capitals for the fun of it. The school didn't teach me that.

The... Stanley's... Cup...? What is that? '^'

Apparently! xD

-_(.^.)_-

¯_(?)_/¯

shrugs intensify

*INTENSIFYYYY*

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND.

I slammed my head into my desk- I regret nothing! (maybe a little bit...)

I regret nothing in my life.

Even when I was five or six and I woke up at seven in the morning and dunked my stuffed animals in the toilet.

wtf XD (something like that happened to me, once, but i accidentally tossed my round stuffed animal in the toilet while throwing it up and down XD)

lmao

I had to throw away all the stuffed animals I flushed.

hahaha XD

Idc tho lmao

One of my friends told me my typing sounded like fapping through the mic once.

holy- i'm done, i'm so done XD

lmao

I told him I couldn't do that.

imagirliswear

that's what makes it so funny XD

lmao

The audio cut out once and he thought I called him C-Dog.

I was like, "Uuuuhhhhh I don't say that shiz."

hahahaha XD

Aaaand he's on. xD