That was my mother when she caught me with my girlfriend, Toni. Yeah, I got the lecture, later. Or she tried. She started out with, "What do you have to say for yourself?" I replied, "At least she's a girl." Considering the LGBT movement of the times, she thought for a moment. Then we had a talk. A good talk. She wasn't happy about the situation, but I was making sure that I wouldn't be producing grandkids before my time.