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save soap - use the whole roll! | WHY DO TOILET PAPER PACKAGES LIST HOW MANY SHEETS PER ROLL? I MEAN, HOW MANY PEOPLE WIPE THEIR ARSE WITH ONE TINY SHEET??? | image tagged in memes,picard wtf,toilet paper,toilet humor | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,818 views 20 upvotes Made by KenJ 7 years ago in fun
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I'll just post this here to settle any debate that could start. :)
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#1: DID THE KID WIN? #2: DID THE DISPLAY SMELL? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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I USE THREE SHELLS | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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3 ups, 7y,
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And how many people actually unroll the roll to see if they're actually getting the proper amount of sheets? *poof* *mind blown*
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2 ups, 7y,
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Ms. Crow did an interview some years back where she blasted others for using more than 1 sheet when they.... sheet.
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One sheet to handle that booger sticking out of your nose
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I use a decent length formed in a stick shape and twirl it for that.
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1 up, 7y,
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My nose must be smaller ;-)
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No reason it couldn't work for your nose, though I wouldn't be the first to try.

(As for my aquiline nose, I think there's Roman Legionaires in my Germanic past. :) )
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In my younger days, I'd put a couple capfuls of bleach in a sink of warm water, dunk my head and take the water into my sinuses. Cleared up all excess mucus and dirt I'd breath in at work. I breathed well for a week, then needed to do it again.
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Mostly I use Benadryl or saline solution. I don't have a lot of problems with my nasal passages despite inheriting my father's sinus caverns.
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1 up, 7y,
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Yeah, I have bad sinuses, too. Need to call Snooter Rooter.
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Back when I was on oxygen, my sinuses used to get real dry. I couldn't blow the dried mucous out, but I have a couple pairs of electronics tweezers. Long and skinny. Get up in the morning, tweeze those boogers out, and easy breathing the rest of the day. I also slept well.
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Roto-rootering for good sinus health. :)
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KENJ IS IRISH HOW THE F**K DID I NOT NOTICE.
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I'm Scots-Irish. My kilted ancestors would've crushed your skull with a battle-axe for that mistake.
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WHY DO TOILET PAPER PACKAGES LIST HOW MANY SHEETS PER ROLL? I MEAN, HOW MANY PEOPLE WIPE THEIR ARSE WITH ONE TINY SHEET???