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THE EARTH IS CONFIRMED TO BE ROUND

THE EARTH IS CONFIRMED TO BE ROUND | THIS IS PART OF A ROUND SHAPE; YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID | image tagged in the earth is round,your argument is invalid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 8y,
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A flat disk is still a round shape, knucklehead.
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1 up, 8y,
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A flat disk has round edges. The image above is part of a SPHERE.
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1 up, 8y,
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I will roast you down with a shitstorm if you are a Flat Earther.
0 ups, 8y,
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Your move, buddy.
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1 up, 8y,
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A FE simply defies the laws of physics. First, gravity pulls spherically, not elliptically. Secondly, believing very hard in a FE will not make the FE become real; this aint Tinkerbell.
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1 up, 8y
Thirdly, if you believe in a FE you are either an idiot or uneducated or both. Or you are simply a liar.
0 ups, 8y,
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The picture is all cropped in, so you can't prove that. Nice try, spheretard.
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1 up, 8y,
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So you assume that a cropped-in picture must be fake? LOL
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I'm not saying it's fake; I'm just saying that could be a picture of a flat disk, not a sphere. Besides, everyone knows the universe is a hyperbolic cone, projected up and around one-dimensional lattice that "smears" itself concentrically across a two dimensional plane by means of a four-dimensional quantum frame dragging effect, forming the flat disk that is the earth, which by means of said frame dragging effect creates an angular translation of all matter relative to the lattice's epicenter, an effect that is exaggerated the closer you get to the lattice's vertex, yet constricts all potential three dimensional space the farther out you travel from the radius's midpoint. The Sun and Moon, however, farther away from the universal vertex (which is separate from the terrestrial vertex) aren't affected by quantum frame dragging as much, yet are affected by a local frame dragging of their own, which would then still allow for photons, neutrinos, etc. reach the earth in a three dimensional area, but only in limited "segments," so to speak. The rest of the universe, which is far more diffuse, is then "funneled" across the cosmic plain onto the earth by an optical exit cone effect. It's common knowledge...
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1 up, 8y
Everybody knows? You can't assume that.
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1 up, 8y,
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A flat disk? LOL clearly you can see sphere-like curvature on that image.
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I'm just trolling dude, of course the Earth is spherical (though slightly stretched by tidal and centripetal forces.) This actually the first time I've tried to troll someone into thinking the earth was flat. It's actually something I can thoroughly recommend. Having to argue from the perspective of what is basically the pinnacle of human lunacy on the internet can actually be extremely amusing. Last time I had this argument with someone, they said, "If the earth is flat, then how come if you fly a plane in a straight line, you'll eventually end up in the same place as you started?" And I responded with, "for the same reason as why when you draw a straight across the top of a pancake from one side to the other, you end up in the same place as where you started." The guy flipped his shit at that one. Also, I'm not even sure if flat-earthers actually use the word, "spheretard," I just made that up. But on a more serious note, the curve pictured in your meme could mathematically be a segment of a flat circle that is being viewed peripherally from above. This is why I commented in the first place, but once you responded, I couldn't help but play the part. Good day to you, sir.
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CORRECTION: I meant to say "this actually isn't the first time I've tried to troll someone into thinking I thought the earth was flat." I understand there is quite a semantic difference between this and what I actually typed, so I hope you can forgive me. :p
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Oh.
0 ups, 8y
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