SO I CALLED UP THE CAPTAIN AND SAID "PLEASE BRING ME MY WINE" HE SAID 'WE HAVEN'T HAD THAT SPIRIT HERE SINCE 1969"; SO I SAID "LISTEN BUDDY, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WINE IS FERMENTED AND SPRITIS ARE DISTILLED. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DIFERENCE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE SELLING ALCOHOL?' AND PROCEEDED TO STAB HIM WITH MY STEELY KNIFE; AND THAT'S HOW HE CHECKED OUT OF HOTEL CALIFORNIA
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