PARKER! WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY ABOUT THE RUMORS THAT YOU AND SPIDERMAN ARE NEVER IN THE SAME PLACE AT THE SAME TIME? WELL, SIR, I'VE BECOME VERY GOOD AT DOING MY JOB IN STEALTH MODE. I'VE TALKED TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND IT SEEMS YOU HAVE A FEAR OF SPIDERS. AND MEN IN SPANDEX! UNCLE BEN LIKED YOGA.