This is the version I know:
CDEDBDDUCKS?
MRNODUCKS
OSMR, CDEDBDWINGS?
Translation: See thee itty bitty ducks?
Them are no ducks.
Oh yes they are, see thee itty bitty wings? :)
Texas Discourse:
M R DUKS.
NAA. M R NOT DUKS.
O S A R - C M WANGS?
L I B. M R DUKS! Translation: Them are ducks. No, Them are not ducks. Oh yes they are. See their wings?' Well I'll be. Them are ducks!'