PARENTS TELL THE KIDS TO GET OFF THEIR ELECTRONICS AND GO OUTSIDE. THEN, POKÉMON GO IS INVENTED, AND KIDS END UP DYING BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT WATCHING WHERE THEY'RE GOING, SO PARENTS ARE ONCE AGAIN OK WITH THEM BEING INSIDE. DID I WAKE UP IN A WORLD WHERE CLIMBING TREES, BIKES, AND HOOPS DON'T EXIST?