Bad Pun Dog

any one who upvotes this is a dumbass.

Why?

This is a story told by the pictures.
You can see the dog being shy, hiding behind the toy.
You can see the eyes of the toy missing.
Aand it's about to eat that damn toy, and the dog doesn't look starved, right?

that would've made a better caption. The others were too random to make any sense the way you've explained it.

Heh, I'll make a meme with the exact text above, there's something haiku about it :D
Anyway's Ithought it was "bad pun dog" for a reason! Isn't it's very existance tied to delivering as bad jokes as possible :D ?

However, the jokes still make sense.

Well, too sad, because I got a weird senseless humour ;D
I'm Danish, and shakespear told the world how shifty and everchanging we are!

Well his most wellknow quote on Denmark is this:

"Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."

And there are other demeaning quotes.