Strategically Placed

Brian needs to run an update on his GPS software.

Girlfriend freaks out. Calls police. Charged with being a smut peddler.

Wow, that must be a thing. We have one very similar not far from where we live, and a Russell Stover Factory outlet is right next door, along with the sign. I never feel the need to go to the adult store, but always feel a little guilty when I load up on tons of discounted chocolate.

You won't go blind eating chocolate, LOL

When our boys were young, we realized that we needed to come up with another word for non kid videos that wasn't "adult videos". So we came up with "Grownup videos", and one of our boys called them "Gromit videos".