Custom made but I'll try to put it in the public templates. It's Foster Brooks & Dean Martin from the 1970's. Brooks was a hilarious comedian playing drunk characters.
So this sexy divorcee moves into the unit right next to me; Divorced? Didshe hava lotta stuff? Oh yeah the movers completely filled her garage with all kinda junk; Anyway I figure she must be pretty hard-up for some action bein' divorced 'n all; Why'zat? 'Cuz she starts hittin' on me the very first day! Shur'she'z hittin' on you not jes bein' neighborly? Sure? Hell, she came right over an' asked if she could put her volvo in my garage! Really? Wadjyoo teller? I toller I think you gottit backwards honey but bring it on into the living room where we'd be more cumfterble!