no parachute

That was an actual question and answer from my Air Force parachute training.

I'd need a monetary figure of at LEA$T $even digit$ (w/o the decimal point) before you could get me to do that! LOL

Fortunately I never needed to do an actual jump. But we had to learn everything that was just short of the actual jump. I do have to admit that while I have never had to make a jump, I have zoomed in and out very fast using Google earth.