Studies indicate that there are over eleventy trillion illegal immigrants in the US. However, with help from my expert advisors, I think I've found a solution to the problem. Effective immediately, I will sign an executive order granting full-fledged United States citizenship to all of them who help me build my wall and that includes everyone living in Mexico who wants to come over as well! So, Mexican president Nieto - That's what you get when you cancel a meeting with me, tough guy!
