R.I.P. = Restraining order In Peace

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No guns.

I'm a man, but I'm not ashamed to admit this: The thought of that makes me want to run away from the computer, screaming and crying like a little girl.

Lol see above... Nowhere to run

I fear you are correct. You probably won't get this next bit, but avoiding her is probably like avoiding being in Nanael's reverse harem.

Ha ha! Love the title!

Seriously!!!
I make Bad Luck Brian look like he is on a winning streak!
For instance... I crossed the street on august 22nd to go to 2nd day of school... hit and run driver hits me, flips me over his car and leaves me for dead.
Ended up in a wheel chair.
September 15th, get my new wheelchair.
2 days later... coming back from school... in the same interception... in the same exact spot in the road... a kid texting doesn't see me as he is turning right...
I am pinned under the SUV and dragged( still in my chair) 67 feet before bystanders chase him down and make him stop!!!!
My list of mishaps are so numerous... I can't remember them all til someone says... remember the time when...

Quasi sung to don't fear the reaper

Quasi making the effort to remember another song by them :)

That's a lot of talk about death! :)

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May the mace. Be with you... always :)

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Its just doing its job lol :)

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Lol