Looks like someone's gettin' a backpack smack. #smackcam

Sweet I have a pack of tacks

Don't you mean a SPRING Trap?

No, I mean a spike trap with an extra dose of blunt-force trauma to the face.

i have a burger king crown... how screwed am i?
very

I have a TV remote.

R.I.P Me

Well right now I only have a book

Now,a pillow.

I have a binder.... *smacks him with binder* DIE
*then runs away before he can kill me* LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT SCREWED!

Lol I have pens, paper, a partially completed essay, my iPod which is playing Hollywood Undead currently, a hairbrush, a comforter, and my pillow.

That is a LOT of stuff XD

True...

Mhm

*looks to my left* Now I have a door....

I have a backpack that needs to be cleaned

Now I have a table... wow XD

I have legos

I have mah friend XD

A dog

A recycling bin.

A trash bag

A chair...

A fan

A bench XD

A mirror to my dresser

A random person I don't know...

A dresser

My friend on his computer

I have a lamp, a hat, and a book. BUT i'm not at all screwed because why even would he want to kill me? Oh right 1 U53|) 2 B B1LL (1PH3R.

I have a book, a WiiU and my backpack.

F**kin knifes and needles bitch

Why are there needles in your kitchen? Or why are there knives with the sewing kit? =v=

SPRINGLOCK HIM

HAH Scissors. Lucky me. =u=

I have a DVD next to me. I'm gonna throw it like a ninja star at him.

Now I have a water bottle. Imma chuck it at his head and book it.

Well I have a knife next to me so, I'm not screwed!

Ha, lol

Well now I have both a trash can full of trash and a box of veggie straws

And know I have a stuffed creeper! Lol

Now I has lamp

Now I have a dog! Lol

I has homework and kumon algebra books

I ha cheese! Lol

I has nightstand

I has blanket

I has clock?*looks to left*Ya I has clock.

I has tv! LOL! XD

I has in hunt picture!*le derp*

*unhung

I has wall!

I has cinder block!

I has dishwasher!

I HAS CHAIRS!XD

I has table! XD

I has another tablet

I has chips!

I could also smother him with the jacket to my left. After disorienting him with the backpack, of course.

I has earbuds

I has a beagle

I has pillow

I has pillow