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 OH NO!THIS MAN IS GOING TO KILL YOU! GRAB THE OBJECT ON YOUR LEFT TO DEFEND YOURSELF!HOW SCREWED ARE YOU? | image tagged in fnaf,purple guy | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 5y,
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I have a TV remote.

R.I.P Me
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0 ups, 5y,
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Well right now I only have a book
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1 up, 5y,
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Now,a pillow.
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0 ups, 5y
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1 up, 4y
I have a lamp, a hat, and a book. BUT i'm not at all screwed because why even would he want to kill me? Oh right 1 U53|) 2 B B1LL (1PH3R.
1 up, 5y,
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*looks to left. finds a wall* EAT WALL MUTHA FUKA
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0 ups, 5y
Nice
1 up, 4y,
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I have a binder.... *smacks him with binder* DIE
*then runs away before he can kill me* LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT SCREWED!
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1 up, 4y,
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Lol I have pens, paper, a partially completed essay, my iPod which is playing Hollywood Undead currently, a hairbrush, a comforter, and my pillow.
1 up, 4y,
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That is a LOT of stuff XD
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0 ups, 4y,
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1 up, 4y,
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True...
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0 ups, 4y,
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Mhm
1 up, 4y,
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*looks to my left* Now I have a door....
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0 ups, 4y,
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I have a backpack that needs to be cleaned
1 up, 4y,
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Now I have a table... wow XD
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0 ups, 4y,
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I have legos
1 up, 4y
I have mah friend XD
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0 ups, 4y,
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A dog
0 ups, 4y,
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A recycling bin.
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0 ups, 4y,
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A trash bag
0 ups, 4y,
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A chair...
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0 ups, 4y,
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A fan
0 ups, 4y,
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A bench XD
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0 ups, 4y,
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A mirror to my dresser
1 up, 4y,
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A random person I don't know...
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0 ups, 4y,
1 reply
A dresser
1 up, 4y
My friend on his computer
1 up, 3y
Now I have a water bottle. Imma chuck it at his head and book it.
1 up, 4y
I have a DVD next to me. I'm gonna throw it like a ninja star at him.
1 up, 5y,
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Looks like someone's gettin' a backpack smack. #smackcam
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0 ups, 5y,
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Sweet I have a pack of tacks
1 up, 4y
i have a burger king crown... how screwed am i?
very
1 up, 5y,
2 replies
1 up, 4y,
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Don't you mean a SPRING Trap?
0 ups, 4y
No, I mean a spike trap with an extra dose of blunt-force trauma to the face.
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0 ups, 5y
1 up, 5y,
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Well I have a knife next to me so, I'm not screwed!
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1 up, 5y,
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1 up, 5y,
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Ha, lol
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1 up, 5y,
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Well now I have both a trash can full of trash and a box of veggie straws
1 up, 5y,
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And know I have a stuffed creeper! Lol
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1 up, 5y,
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Now I has lamp
1 up, 5y,
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Now I have a dog! Lol
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1 up, 5y,
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I has homework and kumon algebra books
1 up, 5y,
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I ha cheese! Lol
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1 up, 5y,
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I has nightstand
1 up, 5y
I has blanket
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1 up, 5y,
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I has clock?*looks to left*Ya I has clock.
1 up, 5y,
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I has tv! LOL! XD
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0 ups, 5y,
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I has in hunt picture!*le derp*
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1 up, 5y,
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*unhung
1 up, 5y,
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I has wall!
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1 up, 5y,
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I has cinder block!
1 up, 5y,
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I has dishwasher!
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1 up, 5y,
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I HAS CHAIRS!XD
1 up, 5y,
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I has table! XD
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1 up, 5y
I has another tablet
1 up, 5y
I has pillow
1 up, 5y,
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I has a beagle
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0 ups, 5y
I has pillow
1 up, 5y,
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I has chips!
1 up, 5y
I could also smother him with the jacket to my left. After disorienting him with the backpack, of course.
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0 ups, 5y
I has earbuds
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