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Made by anonymous 5 years ago
I have a TV remote.
R.I.P Me
Well right now I only have a book
1 up, 4y
I have a lamp, a hat, and a book. BUT i'm not at all screwed because why even would he want to kill me? Oh right 1 U53|) 2 B B1LL (1PH3R.
*looks to left. finds a wall* EAT WALL MUTHA FUKA
I have a binder.... *smacks him with binder* DIE
*then runs away before he can kill me* LOOKS LIKE I'M NOT SCREWED!
Lol I have pens, paper, a partially completed essay, my iPod which is playing Hollywood Undead currently, a hairbrush, a comforter, and my pillow.
That is a LOT of stuff XD
*looks to my left* Now I have a door....
I have a backpack that needs to be cleaned
Now I have a table... wow XD
A random person I don't know...
1 up, 4y
My friend on his computer
1 up, 3y
Now I have a water bottle. Imma chuck it at his head and book it.
1 up, 4y
I have a DVD next to me. I'm gonna throw it like a ninja star at him.
Looks like someone's gettin' a backpack smack. #smackcam
Sweet I have a pack of tacks
1 up, 4y
i have a burger king crown... how screwed am i?
very
Don't you mean a SPRING Trap?
0 ups, 4y
No, I mean a spike trap with an extra dose of blunt-force trauma to the face.
Well I have a knife next to me so, I'm not screwed!
Well now I have both a trash can full of trash and a box of veggie straws
And know I have a stuffed creeper! Lol
I has homework and kumon algebra books
I has clock?*looks to left*Ya I has clock.
I has in hunt picture!*le derp*
1 up, 5y
I could also smother him with the jacket to my left. After disorienting him with the backpack, of course.
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OH NO!THIS MAN IS GOING TO KILL YOU! GRAB THE OBJECT ON YOUR LEFT TO DEFEND YOURSELF!HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?
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