About a foot and a half of fluffy white global warming outside my door right now. And, yeah, I know: if it's hot - global warming. If it's cold- global warming. Little snow, massive snow, acne - global... what a weird religion!
TAKING A BREAK FROM OUR FAKE NEWS HEADLINES, WE SEND IT OVER TO OUR FAKE WEATHERMAN, AL GORE. AL... ...THANKS SHERI. LET'S TALK ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING FOLKS.
