We told her not to do it! Kids, see what can go wrong when you play with magic and you have no idea what you're doing? Boy, I'll bet Grandma's sorry she bought 10-year-old Johnny that Harry Potter magic wand for Christmas! A Christian lady of her
age should have known better! Witchcraft is the work of Satan! Avoid it, kids or you'll burn in hell forever. For now, Johnny's grounded until
the J. K. Rowling lawsuit is settled or the spell wears off, whichever comes first. A public Service message paid for by
People for God-In-Your-Face Whether
You Like It Or Not Ministries.