I believe that anagrams are secret messages from God
and only specially chosen people can decipher them.
The letters in "HALT HORNY OLD CRIMINAL" can be
rearranged into "HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON"
and the letters in "DUMP DISTORTED PLANNER" can
be rearranged into "PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP".
and the letters in "PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP" can
be rearranged into "JUMPS DEPLETED RETARD CLINTON".
LOL